I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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