i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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