so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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