Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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