All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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