I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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