K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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smell my finger.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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