If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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