I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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