But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Pooping to opera.
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