I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I love you.
Bad choice
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