She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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