He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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