is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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