a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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