What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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