I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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