your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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