what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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