He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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