some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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