omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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