do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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