I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do vagina's smell?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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