Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar