Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.