bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.