It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.