I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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