How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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