normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
tell me about the eggs
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