I wannas sexs uuuuu
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
And then he peed in my hair
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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