i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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