My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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