Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Randomize
