it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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