yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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