She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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