I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Screwed.edu
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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