I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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