She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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