S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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