can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think people are normalizing furries
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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