You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
