i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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