Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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