I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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