you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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