using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
sex in a hospital.. check
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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