If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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