He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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