You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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