My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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