Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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