so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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