this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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