genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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