i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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