I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will pee on everything he values.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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