I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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